Press Release: Greg Ashley’s ‘Living Underground’ is Out Now on Bad Diet Records (We’re Not Trolling!)
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Press Release: Greg Ashley’s ‘Living Underground’ is Out Now on Bad Diet Records (We’re Not Trolling!)

Greg Ashley is one of our all-time favorite rockers and masterminds. Our label is strutting like a chinchilla donning a faux-celebrity coat at the Met to announce his Living Underground on Bad Diet. If your cursor were a planchette it would cart every Gris Gris album on the Net, then spell “Your Welcome,” you’d be spellbound.

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Press Release: ‘199Oz. -Buzz Clips from Free Weed & Unkle Funkle’ is Out Now (c. 1996) on Bad Diet Records
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Press Release: ‘199Oz. -Buzz Clips from Free Weed & Unkle Funkle’ is Out Now (c. 1996) on Bad Diet Records

Somewhere, Chris Cornell, Layne Staley, Harold Hunter and Justin Pierce are blasting 199Oz. Buzz Clips as they hot box the green room of Garry Shandling’s newest meta talk show. In the background, the Gummo scene in Belly is randomly playing on a tv. This is roughly when everyone hears a ghost dog (?!) loudly barking outside in the hall (of fame). Yes, DMX has joined the party. (He’s not on this album. This is a Free Weed album; that’s Free Weed’s dog on the cover, not DMX’s.)

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Press Release: The Brainstems’ Album ‘No Place Else’ is Out Now on Bad Diet Records
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Press Release: The Brainstems’ Album ‘No Place Else’ is Out Now on Bad Diet Records

In the original press release for No Place Else, we called The Brainstems “the greatest band you’ve never heard of.” Bad Diet hereby rescinds our statement. Disclosure: In doing so, we are not kowtowing to online accusations that we’re “completely unimaginative and shit”; rumors that The Brainstems blowtorched our Soft Boys Funko Pops are just that (we have a NECA machete!!!). Truth is: a fat guy in Malibu coined “the greatest band you’ve never heard of” in the ‘70s, copyrighted it in the ‘80s, and threatened to sue us, using fatter lawyers we’ve heard of. Per our agreement: click “Read more” to receive a coupon for $5 off a bottle of Abraxas Mezcal!

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Press Release: Free Weed’s Album ‘Introducing’ is Out Now (and Every 4/20 Forever) on Bad Diet Records
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Press Release: Free Weed’s Album ‘Introducing’ is Out Now (and Every 4/20 Forever) on Bad Diet Records

You know how Chris Chan is super proud of that DIY Sonichu medallion? Or how Charlie Sheen brushes his hair from his strippers’ eyes when he’s up later studying Party Harder II, Andrew WK’s third autobiography? Or how on ~eight podcasts a week Henry Rollins cherishes his opportunity to have starred alongside Al De Niro in Heat? Well, those personal mirins do not compare to how Bad Diet feels about its debut artist, Free Weed, and our first ever release, and his first solo album, Introducing. When every copy of Introducing totally sold out of our webstore shortly after it dropped? Bad Diet finally knows what it memes to fulfill the dream. Thanks for rocking out, c/o our little rock+punk label.

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