In the original press release for No Place Else, we called The Brainstems “the greatest band you’ve never heard of.” Bad Diet hereby rescinds our statement. Disclosure: In doing so, we are not kowtowing to online accusations that we’re “completely unimaginative and shit”; rumors that The Brainstems blowtorched our Soft Boys Funko Pops are just that (we have a NECA machete!!!). Truth is: a fat guy in Malibu coined “the greatest band you’ve never heard of” in the ‘70s, copyrighted it in the ‘80s, and threatened to sue us, using fatter lawyers we’ve heard of. Per our agreement: click “Read more” to receive a coupon for $5 off a bottle of Abraxas Mezcal!