Pardon our groundhog-like skittishness to begin 2016. The Bad Diet team holds our rock holdings dear, and we had to shake the Final Destination curse that was January, which saw Bowie, Lemmy and Hans Gruber vacate Earth, an Earth now said to be flat according to people on Twitter who still wear Supreme.
Hey, if vinyl and Sylvester “the Chemo Stallion” Stallone can achieve comebacks, why not Flat Earth?
Peace out to Abe Vigoda as well.
We have some great things planned for the year. So don’t turn that dial. We’ll be right back.